Episode 096: Closet Atheist at a Funeral

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2015

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

Can weed take down gay marriage? How close is Paul to being Randy Quaid? Two very deep and emotional scoop mails are read tackling depression and being an athiest at a catholic funeral. Please regular scoop mail. One addresses whether you'd rather be preached to in a car or lit on fire. Scoop Jock Vs Nerd. Enjoy!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:04.0	Yeah, I'd love to!
0:06.0	Great! Let's go! This is Matt Maddieley's ice cream social.
0:27.8	Hello, Scoops, hello creamers.
0:30.0	Hello, socialites, socialists.
0:32.2	Hello, ice cream sandwich.
0:35.5	Time for Funny Town, Jamboree USA.
0:38.8	Ha ha ha ha.
0:39.1	You hope.
0:40.6	You hope.
0:41.7	I know.
0:42.2	We're taking risk today, but, you know, fuck it.
0:45.0	It's a, it's a nice day for crazy.
0:48.2	I tell you that much.
0:49.6	Yeah, there's some fresh crazy out there.
0:51.5	We watch the Randy Quaid video before hitting the air today.
0:54.3	That's pretty exciting.
0:55.8	He's cuckoo for Cocoa Pops.
0:57.4	That is a thing.
0:58.2	I got to tell you, I feel a lot of pain because, as an ugly brother, let me tell you something.
1:05.1	I know Randy Quaid's pain.
1:07.5	I have brothers who are much better looking than me.
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