Episode #083: Have You Ever Been Catfished?

The LoPriore Podcast

Danny D LoPriore

Music, Comedy, Improv

5 • 678 Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2022

⏱️ 81 minutes

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On this episode, we discuss Danny's IBS, Michael being catfished, Manti T'eo's documentary & more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Yeah.
0:02.0	What's going on?
0:06.0	Oh, oh.
0:08.0	I've been having a hard time duty in.
0:11.0	You know what I'm saying?
0:14.0	It's kind of been hard for me
0:16.0	to actually take a fully formed poop.
0:19.0	I just been like, you know what?
0:23.2	I'll just talk to you about it.
0:25.4	I have IBS.
0:27.9	I have IBS.
0:32.1	Constipated, baby.
0:34.6	I have obvious.
0:37.4	It's kind of obvious
0:39.0	Because I eat so much cheese
0:43.5	That I have IBS
0:44.9	But it don't mean shit to me
0:48.3	What I would pay
0:51.7	To take a double tape a dump
0:54.7	But only I poop out little lumps of poop, yeah, they're so yellow and they're stringy like it's Play-Doh.
1:07.3	I haven't take a big old poop, when I do I'll be singing from the roof
1:13.2	I have IBS
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