New Year, new me. Nah. I'm fine just the way I am. Doing the things I love. Like enjoying

a latte on the bus with some music or on a walk with a friend. My only resolution is

to enjoy more of what I love. Like switching up my usual with oat, soy, almond or coconut.

All delicious non-dairy alternatives available at Starbucks. For no extra charge. While stocks

last, subject to availability. Hey guys, stay tuned to the end of this episode to find out the winners

of the real-life radio rental VHS tapes. And the one-of-a-kind radio rental store manager action figure.

Thanks guys. Enjoy the show.

Ah, welcome friend. Welcome. It is I Terry Carnation and I have been expecting you.

I'm packing up right now as you can see getting ready for my big excursion to the Dominican Republic.

Long overdue. Let me tell you. I've been cramped up in here for the last few months but nevertheless,

I'm quite excited to spend the day today with you. Mind your fan. My dear listener. Mind your friend.

Now, would you be able to feed the cat while I'm away? Just shove some skittles and jerky through

the mail slot. You can drink from the toilet. Today is all about celebration. I have some champagne

here somewhere. Oh, it appears I finished that particular bottle this morning. Never mind that.

I have quite the finale in store for you. I've chosen one of my favorite tapes to share today

with all of my adoring fans. Hopefully I didn't pack it away now. Oh, here it is. Oh, this is good.

Sometimes you think you know someone. You sit next to them for a year or years maybe.

But then all of a sudden, one day they surprise you. And after years of friendship, years of coexistence,

you realize you may have never really known them at all.

So this is probably 2002. Maybe I mean, I'm about 22 years old. I was in the telecommunications

industry. It was my first real job at a college. My first corporate job. The normal cubicle setup.

My cube mate next to me. We became pretty good friends. He was maybe 45, 46,

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