4.8 • 707 Ratings
🗓️ 18 February 2013
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Comedy writer Michael James Nelson (michaeljamesnelson.com) has worked on Betty White's Off Their Rockers and many other shows in spite of the fact that as a young man he was convinced he would pursue a career in science and work on the Space Shuttle. He joins Matt, Andy and return guest Robert Buscemi this week to talk about: Magnet schools: How do they work? Growing up with multiple learning disabilities! The varying definitions of nerd-dom! The awesomeness of Betty White! Nice pranks! Last week's asteroid close-call! Fox News and their assessment of the value of space water! Drilling into the surface of Mars! Space cats! Using color patterns to search for extraterrestrial life! The bones of Richard III! The uncertainty principle demonstrated on a (somewhat) grand scale! Literal pecking orders! How to get alpha eggs at your local grocery store!
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| 0:00.0 | Probably Science |
| 0:02.0 | Welcome to Probably Science. |
| 0:13.0 | I'm Andy Wood, joined by Matt Kirshin. |
| 0:16.0 | Thank you for being here. Brooks is still in absentia. |
| 0:20.0 | But we have as a special guest co-host, return a friend of the show, Mr. Robert Shemmy. |
| 0:25.9 | Yes. |
| 0:26.5 | So do you need a passport to go? Do you need a visa to go to absentia? |
| 0:30.1 | It's difficult, yeah. It's applied to prove that you are fulfilling a job need that they don't already have within their own citizenry. |
| 0:36.0 | It's really expensive. They're really worried. |
| 0:39.9 | Unnecessarily so, because there's a lot of resources that they could do with in absentia. |
| 0:43.5 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:45.3 | Layabouts like Brooks are very much in demand. |
| 0:48.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:48.7 | Layabouts. |
| 0:50.0 | Rousedabouts. |
| 0:51.5 | To be fair, right now, we're recording during a weekday, daytime, |
| 0:55.2 | and Brooks is at work. |
| 0:57.3 | Like, he's the only one of us right now |
| 0:58.8 | who's actually, |
| 0:59.6 | who's actually working. |
| 1:00.6 | Gainfully employed. |
| 1:01.6 | Yeah, |
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