Episode 056: Constructible Sexy Lady-Clown

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2014

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Matt cannot believe the exhaustion, carnage, and monetary cost of a one year old's birthday party. Joe and Steven stop by to plug TheWorldSeriesofComedy'.com Las Vegas Event. The even surprise Matt & Mattingly by offering them a position in this week's event. Steven makes a wonderful personal announcement and Joe looks back on 20 years in stand up. JOCK VS NERD: Microsoft buys a major video game franchise vs the daily shit buffet being offered by the NFL. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Children's National Hospital in Washington, D.C.
0:03.5	improves children's health by developing better treatments and technologies.
0:08.0	Rank number five in the nation, we take on the most complex, rare, and life-threatening
0:12.9	conditions because all children deserve a healthy future.
0:16.6	Learn more at children's national.org slash innovation.
0:22.3	Hey, Johnny.
0:23.7	Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:26.4	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:27.8	Great.
0:28.3	Let's go.
0:29.2	Thank you. Well, figgity fuck, everyone, welcome to another episode of ice cream social sitting across from me.
0:52.7	That's Paul Mattingly.
0:53.7	Across from me, it's Mr.tingly across from me it's mr matt donnelly
0:56.7	you know last week we joked about uh that i used to sign off all my emails with fuck you in the
1:03.6	face yeah and we got like people love that saying we got like six emails that signed off with
1:09.9	fuck you in the face.
1:11.9	That's perfect.
1:12.9	Yeah.
1:13.2	That every scoop mail should sign off.
1:15.5	Fuck you in the face.
1:16.9	This one scoop mail.
1:17.7	This was from his family.
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