Episode #047: Mike's Crappy Christmas

The LoPriore Podcast

Danny D LoPriore

Music, Comedy, Improv

5 • 678 Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2021

⏱️ 97 minutes

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On this episode, we do a gift exchange and talk about our favorite Christmas songs and movies! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Ah, yeah.
0:03.5	Merry Cribma.
0:05.0	I'm a naughty-ass boy.
0:06.7	All them ho-hoes and them naughty-ass kids on the naughty list that ain't mine.
0:11.8	Jingle boughs.
0:13.4	Jingle, boughs, jingle all the way.
0:17.3	Oh, what fun it is to run a motherfucking
0:21.5	Tray Yang
0:22.5	Jingle, jingle, boughs, jingle, boughs, jiggle all the way,
0:27.9	yeah
0:28.2	Oh, what fun it is to run a motherfucking tray
0:33.5	Yeah, yo, you catch me in my crib late at night
0:37.1	Christmas Eve.
0:38.0	I'm just trying to get my fucking list right.
0:40.1	Yo, I need that PS5.
0:41.8	I don't care if mama got a drive to Japan, bitch, I need the one with the dish drive.
0:46.5	I need that shit.
0:47.6	500 gigs, yeah, I want that shit.
0:49.7	Don't you see that shit on my list, bitch?
0:52.2	Yeah, bitch.
0:53.1	I don't give a fuck if sand it down my chimney, I'm going to hit him with this motherfucker stick, bitch.
0:58.3	Because I ain't scared of that fat bitch.
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