Episode 046 - Taylor Williamson

Probably Science

Andy Wood, Matt Kirshen

Jessecase, Comedy, News, Mattkirshen, Standup, Andywood, Science & Medicine, Science, Brookswheelan

4.8 • 707 Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2012

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Taylor Williamson (taylorwilliamson.com) of Last Comic Standing joins Matt and Andy this week to talk about: Election results! Bad presidential impressions! The historic Alex Theatre! Jeopardy! Novelizations of Jim Carrey movies! Acid rain experiments! Fake anti-Semitism! Beakman's World! Grapple forks and rock buckets! Watching Simon Pegg movies with subtitles! Show-off sharks! Aladdin sequels! Math anxiety creates actual pain! High school Republicanism! The diabetes/flu link! Doubling down on jokes that don't work! Being poor causes bad decision-making! Bar mitzvah DJ sets! Cybersquatting! Shia LaBeuof naked! Growing charity facial hair!

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0:00.0	Probably Science
0:01.9	Welcome to Probably Science.
0:13.5	I am Matt Kirshan.
0:14.5	We are missing Brooks Wheeling today.
0:15.8	Missing Brooks.
0:16.4	Yeah, I think he's still devastated from the fact that some people did actually turn out to vote last week.
0:22.0	He was so crushed his stop-the-vote campaign was a failure that he couldn't come this week.
0:27.5	Are we going to be honest about what day this is?
0:29.9	How about that election that happened last week?
0:32.4	Yeah, I'm so happy that Romney one.
0:34.9	Congratulations to Romney and our lizard overlords or bad luck Romney, Obama got you again.
0:40.6	We'll just edit in whichever was.
0:41.6	We'll edit it right, yeah, yeah.
0:42.6	We might be recording this a couple days before the election.
0:44.5	That is possible.
0:45.6	I can neither confirm nor deny that.
0:47.6	It's weird.
0:55.8	America gets the leader it deserves.
0:58.2	Maybe we are in the future.
1:02.2	We went into a time machine to the two days before the election.
1:03.7	But then we already knew what happened.
1:05.2	Why would we be talking about it like this?
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