Episode 039 - Andy Haynes

Probably Science

Andy Wood, Matt Kirshen

Jessecase, Comedy, News, Mattkirshen, Standup, Andywood, Science & Medicine, Science, Brookswheelan

4.8 • 707 Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2012

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Andy Haynes (imandyhaynes.com) came up in the Pacific Northwest comedy scene before making his mark on Fallon and Conan, and he joins Brooks, Andy, and guest co-hosts Auggie Smith (auggiesmith.com) and Alice Wetterlund (alicewetterlund.com) to talk about: Getting the star treatment for late night sets! Andy Richter's cartoonist brother-in-law Tony Millionaire! The sobering effects of the Bridgetown Comedy Festival! Powering through the Human Centipede sequel! Andy confusing Mengele, Mendel, and Mendeleev! Haynes's fear of zombies! Walking out of movies! Stealing 100,000 miniature airplane liquor bottles! Brooks's lack of callbacks! More dry ice bombs! Grilling burgers: Worse for the environment than driving a diesel truck? Vegetarianism! Studying Central American revolutionaries and their relationship to the Catholic church! Bands with semen-related names! Dead baby pandas! Favorite bears! The Space Shuttle flyover! Challenger street jokes! Bane impressions! International Observe The Moon Night! Finally figuring out what a harvest moon is! Ritalin makes the ladies go all-in! Don't drive drunk unless you're driving for Brooks! Exploding animals! Historical baby names! Andy's season tickets to the XFL!

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1:12.3	welcome to probably science i am andy wood joined by brooks wheelin it's me you're back
1:23.0	we missed you last week yeah i wasn't anywhere i just didn't want here. Yeah, yeah, you shouldn't admit that on the air probably.
1:29.0	Yeah, I was like, ah, come on, man.
1:31.4	Matt's here, you got it.
1:32.4	You guys got it.
1:33.2	We had a fan actually tweet that we could just figure out a way to Skype into the podcast. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I think I lied about the date, too.
1:45.2	I think I was just watching TV at my house.
1:47.2	It was not a technological impairment that was key to being on the show.
1:50.2	No, I was just maybe five miles away.
1:53.3	Yes.
1:54.3	I got a Sunday going on here.
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