Episode 036: Paul Killed His Dog

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2014

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Paul's Dog Is Dead, Jacob Is Fired, Matt Is Sick. Ice Cream Social Under Attack. Matt rides the new High Roller is Vegas to get a bird's eye view of Vegas's secret Swastika. Plus, the DPH story- We hope you are not eating anything. Cards against humanity steps in (BLANK). Some comedians are fighting back against being asked to apologize. Many questions answered in SCOOP MAIL. JOCK VS NERD: Something happened somewhere on the internet VS. Which member of Miami Thrice is being temped to jump ship and which other member might be totally okay with it.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:23.7	Hey, Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:27.9	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:29.3	Great.
0:29.8	Let's go. How's going, everybody, welcome to another episode of the ice cream social sitting across from me.
0:53.7	That is Paul Mattinglyly across from me it's
0:56.0	mr matt donnelly and of course on audio that we have jacob jacob um uh it's been a bit of a kick
1:06.0	the balls for uh the ice cream social this week yep we we We've got some tough, tough things.
1:11.8	It's been some bullshit.
1:13.6	I, I, my kid got sick this week.
1:18.5	And that's always tough because the first time parent anxiety, right?
1:24.3	So like you, at first, the first two months you're raising your kid, you're just like,
1:27.3	what does a baby do? How do I make a baby do this? And then you kind of feel
1:31.3	you get the hang of it. And then all of a sudden, he gets sick for the first time. And all of a sudden,
1:34.3	you go right back to like, I don't know call a doctor don't don't have been
1:44.3	touch it um so it's like it's a little crazy and then don't even don't even don't even touch the
1:50.0	child leave the child squirming get him in a bag and get him to the hospital and then of course
1:56.7	you know which is my first time experience with this also, I help my kid get over his sickness.
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