What's worse than driving in pitch black darkness?

Why? Having to do so in the pouring rain, that's what.

We know that it's difficult to make your way downtown or to Aqualand, if it's raining cats,

dogs, or even men. If it does wind up raining any of these things or something other than

rain during your trip, be sure to call into your nearest watchtower. If you're worried about

what to do when the storm comes, just look up at the sky.

Your salvation won't be in the form of a bird or a plane. Oh no, it will be a shining beacon

beckoning you forward. Each watchtower is equipped with a light that's 50 times more powerful

than those puny ones they use on the shore.

These puppies were built to last and to shine through any storm.

So, if you're ever lost, just follow the light.

And keep following it, no matter where it leads you.

At least it wasn't another ad for Aqualand.

That's the one silver lining to this really dark rain cloud.

Oh, oh, man, the lights on. Great. I am recording right now.

Hello, everyone. They know attention to whatever I just said.

Yeah.

You're listening to The Bridge.

I am so fired. I'm I'm I'm I'm

I'm Right, so there's a storm that doesn't want to give up.

The good news is our big light is working again, thanks to yours truly, and Bertie, I guess.

The bad news is that I can't seem to find anyone.

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