Episode 022: All Hail Pigasus!

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2014

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Everything is melting around Matt and Paul as Las Vegas hits triple digit temperatures. Paul and Matt take on Nascar and other local driving challenges. Matt is a real jerk twice in two weeks and is lucky to be alive. Paul's only fight in life ends in a way that makes him the nerd we all now know and love. Matt breaks down the 3 games anyone should play to get through a baseball game they don't care about. Plus, what panel is missing from every Batman comic? Scoop Mail: Greg breaks down Ice Cream Social's early hits and Stephen needs 5 pieces of advice from two tubby lumberjacks. Jock Vs. Nerd: Dodger Catcher's really funny injury Vs. A famous toy mogul kicks the bucket.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:05.0	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:06.4	Great! Let's go! Oh, with a sun beating down on the beautiful Las Vegas coming to you from the
0:29.2	Inspired Theater is the ice cream social.
0:31.6	I am Matt Donnelly.
0:32.7	I am Paul Mattingly.
0:34.0	And we are already sweating through all of our clothing.
0:37.8	Good Lord.
0:38.2	It is disgusting.
0:39.4	It got gross fast.
0:40.9	Everyone who, who, that typical weather where people go like, how do you live out there?
0:46.5	That's today.
0:47.4	That is today.
0:48.1	Yep.
0:48.3	We are, my sneakers would, would bond with the street below me if I wasn't trying to hustle to the nearest air-conditioned
0:55.1	area as fast as possible.
0:57.3	Last night was the first night driving home in my car with the window down where I was sweating.
1:02.0	Oh, that's the worst right?
1:03.2	At like 11 p.m.
1:04.4	And it feels like a hair dryer.
1:06.0	11 p.m. I'm like, oh, boy, it's here.
1:09.0	If I can't get cooled down at 11 b.m. with my window down.
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