Are we there yet?

Are we there yet?

Oh, how many times can your scenic ocean drive be interrupted by that terrible grating question. How many times have you

searched for an answer only to hope that something will intervene and provide your kids with a much

needed distraction? Well, you can stop hoping right now because Aqualand is here to save the day.

It's only a short drive away from checkpoint 11.

When you've had more fun than you can handle, be sure to visit the Cracken.

Aqualand's premier interactive underwater roller coaster is sure to be a scream.

Okay, that's all we need to know about Aqualand.

Glad they had so much faith in the Kraken. That definitely didn't backfire.

But you didn't come here to listen to me drone on and on about one of the bridge's biggest disasters.

Tonight, I'd like to share a story that's been told around the Watchtower 10 dinner table at least two or three times.

Okay, maybe 10.

I hope you'll forgive me for what I said during that last episode. I've shared so many

stories with you, and that was the first one. The only one, really, that was ever personal. If you have no idea what I'm

talking about, then maybe you can dig up a recording of our last episode. There has to be one

floating around out there, somewhere. But, if not, then my words and the meaning behind them

become one more thing eroded away by time.

And if there's one thing I've learned out here, it's that the past is never really quite done with us.

Does anyone remember that ad campaign?

Those old posters you still see everywhere.

If you know what I'm talking about, you can probably imagine

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