Episode 017 - Off The Beaten Pathmark

In Godfrey We Trust

Godfrey

Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2019

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Godfrey and Marissa Rives sit down just in time for Trump’s presidential address regarding border security, and the democratic response shortly following. This guides their discussion to the biracial experience, Obama’s likability, the film “Deep Impact,” the importance of having a passport, the use of pennies, and the civil war. Godfrey and Marissa react to an attack on an employee at McDonald’s who likely regretted his actions immediately. Marissa discusses how being half Cuban and not speaking Spanish has shaped her identity, and discusses her experience working at a Pathmark as a teenager. Real Talk Every Week with Godfrey on In Godfrey We Trust. Air Date: 01/08/19 New episode every Sunday. Please like, subscribe, and leave a review on iTunes to support the show. Follow the show: Instagram: @comediangodfrey, @themarissarives, @iamalexscar, @gasdigital Twitter: @godfreycomedian, @themarissarives, @iamalexscar, @gasdigital Watch In Godfrey We Trust LIVE for FREE every Tuesday at 9:15pm at GaSDigitalNetwork.com/LIVE For full episodes on demand four days sooner than iTunes and YouTube, subscribe to GaSDigitalNetwork.com. Use promo code GODFREY for a free trial and 15% off your monthly membership. There, you'll get access to the HD livestream, the live chat, and all episodes On Demand in HD. You'll also have access to all the other amazing podcasts that GaSDigitalNetwork has to offer, like our weekly Roast Battle show, "Comedy Fight Club." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Fill her up.
0:02.2	You're listening to the Gas Digital Network.
0:10.3	Ladies and gentlemen, Godfrey. mm-hmm uh yeah uh uh yeah uh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah oh oh yeah yeah oh oh
0:32.0	what's up what's up how you doing see my pile of clothes in the back that's my coat
0:37.0	because i don't hang up shit because i'm a savage baby you know what's saying what's up? What's up? How you doing? See my pile of clothes in the back? That's my coat because I don't hang up shit because I'm a savage baby. You know what I'm saying? What's up? It's 902. Man, we are making, we are making, we're breaking records. We say nine-ish. We're still is, is it. It's happening. It's happening. Okay. Hey, this is a special. There's Marissa right there. Marissa Rivas in the building.
0:54.4	You know, it's happening. Okay. Hey, this is a special. There's Marissa right there.
0:55.9	Marissa Rivas in the building.
1:07.9	You know, it's January 8th. It's the 8th day of the year. I like to say that. We're counting from 1 to 8th. We're like elementary school teachers. Trump is speaking, guys. Let's hear this motherfucker. We got to hear Trump speaking. Let's hear this guy talk. See those hands?
1:08.9	Yeah.
1:09.9	Millions of lawful immigrants
1:11.6	who will reach our society and contribute to our nation.
1:15.6	But all Americans are hurt by uncontrolled illegal migration.
1:21.6	It strains public resources and drives down jobs and wages.
1:26.6	Among those hardest hit are African Americans
1:30.5	and Hispanic Americans. Our southern border is a pipeline for vast quantities of illegal drugs,
1:37.3	including meth, heroin, cocaine, and fentanyl. Every week, 300 of our citizens are killed by heroin alone, 90% of which floods
1:48.8	across from our southern border. More Americans will die from drugs this year than were killed
1:55.8	in the entire Vietnam War. In the last two years, ICE officers made 266,000 arrests of aliens with criminal
2:06.6	records, including those charged or convicted of 100,000 assaults, 30,000 sex crimes,
2:15.6	and 4,000 violent killings.
2:19.3	That's it.
2:19.7	Read those crew cards.
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