Episode 012: Dr. Cease and Prof. Desist teach Matt and Paul a very valubale lesson.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2014

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Dr. Cease and Prof. Desist teach Matt and Paul a very valuable lesson about allegedly photo-shopping your heads on what may or may not be cows. Plus, Paul's 2 rules for surviving the apocalypse- not how to, but whether to! Matt and bacon are one and the same. Paul defends his love of John Mayer. The infamous mailing of Cecil and Nathan Fartz and Hot girls’ one test to determine their true hotness.

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0:00.0	Hey Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:05.2	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:06.6	Great, let's go.
0:11.5	All right, welcome the ice cream social.
0:14.0	This is Matt Donnelly.
0:15.2	This is Paul Mattingly.
0:17.4	And this is a nice groovy tune, bringing in on whatever the day is or night is that you're listening to this
0:22.9	whenever is the right time whenever you've chosen this is the right time it's the right time yeah
0:28.8	you made the right call well i'm in a miserable fucking mood, Paul.
0:38.4	Well, I'm sorry.
0:39.6	I am sorry.
0:40.5	Yeah.
0:40.8	Yeah, I mean, despite that music.
0:42.4	I mean, I hear our theme, and it normally puts me right into a peak happy place.
0:48.2	And yet, today, I just feel like this podcast is getting kicked right in the fucking ball.
0:53.8	Yeah, a little bit, a little bit.
0:55.4	Okay, so flashback, everyone.
0:58.9	Loyal listeners or new time listeners, welcome.
1:01.4	Flashback to, ah, three weeks ago, four weeks ago, we launched this podcast.
1:05.7	Heady days.
1:06.6	Heady days.
1:07.1	We sit out at the vintage news studios to experiment with our podcast.
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