Episode #012: 4/20 Blaze It

The LoPriore Podcast

Danny D LoPriore

Improv, Comedy, Music

5.0 • 678 Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2021

⏱️ 123 minutes

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On this episode, our season finale, we set it off with a 4/20 track, talk about how weed makes us anxious, our mom calls in and tells us who her favorite child is, we talk to a patron who got paid to let a guy lick her dirty shoe & more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	At Pure Gym, whatever you're here for, we're here for it.
0:04.0	So whether you're here to meet your goals, or meet your gals,
0:08.0	take a bit of me time, or a weight off,
0:12.0	getting back on the bike,
0:16.0	or filling the tea while you spin, they said what?
0:19.0	We're here for it.
0:24.9	With 50% off your first month and no joining fee for a limited time.
0:27.5	Whatever you're here for, we're here for it.
0:28.4	Pure Jim.
0:29.7	Terms and conditions apply. Smoking gonjolive.
0:32.2	Gonna smoke that gonjolief.
0:34.2	It's 4.20 that day of the week.
0:36.9	I'm going to have to smoke that gonjolive. Smoke that day of the week. I'm gonna have to smoke that congeleaf.
0:39.3	Smoke that conjolice.
0:41.3	And if I smoke too much today, I'm gonna feel like my heart will blow away.
0:46.3	I'm full of that weed anxiety.
0:49.3	Lead anxiety.
0:52.3	Smoke a little too much perp-purp
0:55.0	Makes me think about what happens when you die
0:57.0	Why is everybody staring at me?
1:01.0	Gondjali
1:03.0	Gondjali
	...

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