Congratulations on beginning your journey across the Transcontinental Bridge.

Before you get started, we'd like to point out a few things that are sure to make your vehicular excursion of over 3,500 miles into an expedition that's fun for the whole family.

Gone are the days of old where you crammed into those awful airborne death traps

with 200 of your closest friends.

Now you can settle in for a peaceful voyage from ports like Boston, New York City, and Miami, all the way over to

the other side of the ocean.

Be sure to check out our newest port, Camerre Semer, home of the Golden Tower.

For your convenience, we've provided many hotels along the route.

We recommend the lush, elegant, and, dare we say it,

monstrously regal, Transcontinental Hotel.

Our expertly trained staff will stop at nothing to ensure that your every need is met.

If you only plan to linger in one particular place for a few hours,

we have plenty of bridge-side towns that feature fine dining and hourly entertainment.

Any thrill-seekers out there should check out Aqualand,

an amusement park with the world's first and fastest immersive ocean experience roller coaster.

For your safety, we've strategically placed watchtowers throughout the bridge.

Be sure to tune in to 8.15 a.m. to get the quickest, crispest updates about traffic, weather,

and any other difficulties you may encounter.

We want you to have the safest time possible as you cross the Atlantic,

so be sure to call into our watchtowers in case of anything suspicious,

or an emergency, whichever comes first.

We hope you're ready for quite the adventure on the Transcontinental Bridge.

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