Episode #009: Danny Is Ursula...Yeah.

The LoPriore Podcast

Danny D LoPriore

Improv, Comedy, Music

5.0 • 678 Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2021

⏱️ 103 minutes

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On this episode, our Patreon reached 200 subs, so Danny dresses up as Ursula from The Little Mermaid, we talk about statues having small dongs and look up the reason why, Jake Paul vs. Ben Askren, the Evergreen boat, Michael hooks up with a 50 year old woman, the Cinnamon Toast Crunch controversy & MUCH MORE, Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:08.0	take a bit of me time, or a weight off,
0:12.0	getting back on the bike,
0:16.0	or filling the tea while you spin, they said what?
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0:28.4	Pure Jim.
0:29.8	Terms and conditions apply.
0:32.2	Oh, yeah.
0:35.4	Uh-huh.
0:36.9	Yeah.
0:40.3	Yes. Poor unfortunate house. All of you.
0:42.3	Yeah.
0:43.3	Uh-huh.
0:44.3	You hose ain't ready.
0:46.3	Yeah, boys, yeah, you see me on the block.
0:49.3	You see me with my tities, yeah, you know I'm about to rock his.
0:52.3	D, I C-K. I ain't gonna stop when he hop on top with my tities, yeah you know I'm about to rock his D-I-C-K I ain't gonna stop when he hopped
0:56.5	On top with my mouth got the guac quack quack
1:00.0	Poor unfortunate hos run up on me in the street ho's gonna know
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