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In Godfrey We Trust

Episode 003 - Top Katt

In Godfrey We Trust

Godfrey

Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2018

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Godfrey and Marissa Rives are back again with episode 3. This week they get into creepy dudes and the difference between men and women in the dating game. They pitch the idea for the new movie/series My Name is Jamal, and finally get into Katt WIlliams saying a few things about Tiffany Haddish. Like Share and rate/review the show on itunes! Follow the show @comediangodfrey @themarissarives @howardfrank @gasdigital Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Ladies and gentlemen, Godfrey. The Fire. What?

0:36.6

You know how we do? That's right. I'm coming through for you, baby. What, son? I'm sorry. What up, what up, everybody? It's in Godfrey, we trust. You know how we do? I guess this might be the third installment of that. The third episode, Trey, baby, Tres. I don't know. I'm trying to say it in different, you know.

0:55.1

It's Nissan.

0:56.4

It's Nissan, son, son in Japanese three.

1:01.0

This is our third one going down.

1:03.8

It's Gavri, your man, in the building.

1:06.7

How are you all feeling out there?

1:08.8

And I got my partner in crime. Marisa Rivas. Oh, hello. What's up? How are you? I'm good, man. I'm always looking forward to coming on this mic over here. You know what I mean? You know, lower east side. I mean, it's low as hell. It's low. You know, we take that F train. That F train stands for fucking hurry up. Where are you? Jesus. I decided to jump on in a shared Uber. What are they called Uber pool? Oh, I hate that Uber pool. From all the way up 49th and 6th Avenue. Did you go? Did you get like eight people pool so it's only a dollar? Bro, it took so long to to get down here and then he drops me off 10 minute walk and I don't really know this area down here So I wasn't really paying attention Yeah, I just jumped out of the car I was like on my phone and I'm walking and I'm like Where the fuck am I? I'm on like fourth street and second avenue how much did it cost did it cost? Like $2? It was like $6.

2:01.0

That's why.

2:01.6

That's why I didn't.

2:02.6

All right.

2:03.0

This ride is going to be $6, but I'm going to drop you off in a crack house and then you got to get out. But it's $6. What you expect? You don't want to pay that $30. So this is what you get a crack house, bitch. And you know what?

2:14.9

Most of the time I'm like, okay.

2:16.3

If I'm not in a rush,

2:17.7

I don't give a fuck.

2:19.2

First of all,

2:20.4

why don't they drop you

2:21.4

where you're supposed to be? Is that against the rules? I don't really do this a lot in New York City. It's usually like, if I do it in Jersey, I might take an Uber pool and they might not stop. I might just have the cheap rate and go directly to my location. and it's sweet. I if you UberPool super, super late, you have a chance of being by yourself, right? Oh, for sure. If there's nobody on the route and it doesn't make sense. But New York City, it's like there's people fucking everywhere looking for everything. So, I mean, we dropped somebody off. There was, we picked up one guy, then we picked up another guy,

2:51.4

and then we dropped that guy off

2:52.3

and then picked up another guy.

2:53.9

What?

2:54.4

Yes. And so I'm confused. I'm like, where are we? And they tell you like the latest you could get there. Mother. And is it, once you get in, they're like, all right, I don't know if you're going get there right away. So since your $6 want to pay $6, uh, welcome to the Uber pool.

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