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Go Bayside!

Episode 003 - The Gift with Paul Jay

Go Bayside!

April Richardson

Comedy

5847 Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2013

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

Paul Jay (@pauljaycomic) and April Richardson watch the episode of Saved by the Bell where Screech can see the future for a couple of days and Zack attempts to use this to his advantage, natch.

Transcript

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0:40.8

Beepa-Beepa-Bee-Bee-Bee-Bee-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B Bayside, my Save by the Bell podcast where I have a guest come over to my apartment and watch an episode of Saved by the Bell with me and afterwards we pick it apart out of love, of course, out of love and respect. Nothing but love. My guest today is my friend comedian Paul Jay. Hi, everybody. He's awesome and he's in town from Portland. So I rearrangedanged my schedule to have him on here so you're welcome paul i know you're really busy that's right we're really busy watching the other episodes

0:46.4

of this show in no particular order not for not for a podcast just because you love it i feel like

0:51.4

the best part of this podcast is that for the first time of my life, I'm having somebody in the room with me as I'm watching these.

0:56.5

That's the best part.

0:58.1

Do these bring back just lonely, lonely memories of junior high?

1:01.2

Yes, it does.

1:02.3

Zach, you'll be my friend, don't you?

1:04.1

Yes.

1:04.6

And the fact that like, this is also a vehicle that, like, when I'm watching this alone I will say out loud to the TV like what no way you just did that and so now I can actually yeah move screech yeah you

1:14.7

didn't think that through it all did you buddy totally okay so um you also took notes I want you to

1:20.7

go ahead and um well let me say I did I'll go ahead announce I do this before the thing okay this

1:26.7

the episode we just watched is episode three, season one.

1:30.1

It's called The Gift, and the original air date was September 8th, 1989.

1:34.9

And I want you to go ahead and give us a plot synopsis of what you just saw.

1:38.7

1989.

1:39.5

Yes.

1:40.0

God damn.

1:42.4

The plots of this episode is that, first of all, there's a big important midterm coming up from a teacher that everybody hates who gives the hardest midterms in the school and teaches his class incomprehensively quickly.

1:57.3

No one can follow what he's saying because he's played by their micro machines, dude.

2:01.0

That's right.

2:01.6

We'll come back to that in a minute.

2:03.6

And totally independently of that, through a comical series of accidents involving a ham radio and a lightning strike, Screech develops psychic powers.

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