Episode #003: Carbon Dating and the Devil's Footprints

Brothers of the Serpent

Society & Culture, History, Philosophy

4.8 • 668 Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2017

⏱️ 130 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, Russ delivers a patented 100% Pure U.S.D.A. Certified and Approved Grade A Rantfest on the various problems inherent in the theory behind certain types of archaeological dating methods.

We ask the very important question, is it possible to bail out of a small Cessna aircraft mid-flight? Also, is it possible to walk barefoot down the slope of an active volcano, atop pyroclastic material? Does walking down the volcano in this stuff make one Satan himself?
Asking the real questions is what Snakebros is all about.

Here are some ancient weird "eye statues". Clearly these people have seen something that cannot be unseen(and now you won't be able to unsee them):

"Dad, is that...." "Yes it is, son...."
*stare*

Goddammit Right Head, stop looking up when I'm looking down

Looks like pieces to a board game. Probably one about being a creepy stalker.

Coffee bean eyes. Cool beans.

I just.... I just can't even.

The iChoir?

This is what Kyle was looking at at first. Creepy statues with huge weird eyes, but not like the ones above.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Trying to understand what wildly justiculating, pointing to understand what wildly gesticulating pointing finger means.
0:28.6	Hello, welcome to the third episode of Brothers of the Serpent, where we discuss all manner of things, all manner of ways for all time.
0:36.6	I am Russ Allen and this is my brother, Kyle Allen.
0:40.6	Glad you here.
0:41.7	Oh, yeah.
0:42.7	We are in our 10 by 10 by 10 tangent cube of science.
0:47.7	The fine tangent cube it is in green.
0:50.1	That's right, tangent cube and green.
0:52.0	And not in the energy-saving way.
0:55.1	And somewhere in here is a snake.
0:56.8	Yep.
0:58.0	All right.
0:58.4	That's our bro.
0:59.4	So, briefly went through the news feed.
1:02.8	Doesn't look like there's much interesting.
1:04.6	Not anything that I want to really discuss on the show this time.
1:08.9	So no flat earth, there, no moon hoaxers.
1:11.7	We just move straight on to discussion topics.
1:15.7	And you had something about the end of the last show that you wanted to talk about.
1:18.4	So let's go ahead and do that.
1:20.0	Okay.
1:21.5	So we were discussing the monomith, all of the ancient texts being like parables that tell one story while hiding
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