Episod 194: Jive Turkeys

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2019

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Happy Mother's Day to you and yours. On this doozy of an episode, we cover a lot of ground. O'Neill starts the show off by talking about an unreal family feud he watched online. Danish gives a sad update that will affect the Dassman.
Then, Danish describes his family outing to the zoo and a bird show he had the pleasure of witnessing there. After that, a story about a turkey infuriates O'Neill. Fans of the air raid siren will like this one. (Just imagine the air raid siren playing) O'Neill tells a story about how he may now be on Bill Burr's radar...or security camera. Finally, it's that time again! The Y report is back, BABY! To close the show, it's a little bit of this, and a little bit of that. Listen to this one with your mom. She'll love it. If your mom is unavailable, find someone else's mom and listen to it with her.

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0:00.0	Danish colonial.
0:07.0	Yeah.
0:10.0	Yeah. Yeah! I was Danish.
0:17.0	I was so near.
0:18.0	So I can tell you how they both feel
0:28.0	It's a great package
0:30.0	So it's a fucking good deal
0:34.0	They call it a Danish Daniel, Day's Shadow Neil.
0:45.0	Nie.
0:47.0	Day to Shadow Neil.
0:50.0	Gee, Shano Neil. Gaye in a chandonyl,
0:54.8	Gay in chandony,
0:58.4	Day in chandony, Day to chandonye. me.
1:10.0	When I said, I said, Shadow Me. When I said, let's give it up, let's get enthusiastic.
1:12.0	Let's get down with the program.
1:14.6	You touch my dick.
1:16.6	Juma, come on, now you did grab my stuff and you know that?
1:20.9	Of course!
1:21.9	Hello boys and girls.
1:24.0	Hey everybody, how's your beaver feeling today?
1:27.0	Ah, mine's great.
1:28.0	Uh, just clean the pelte.
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