It's time to talk about what happened last season on NerdPoker.

That's right, this is a season 3 epilogue.

The Ice Fives failure at Pandemonium's fang was their dark secret to bear.

But also the dungeon masters, you think I wanted that to happen?

They never trust my NPCs.

Why did they trust the one that was for sure dead and carrying a creepy faceless homunculus?

Jesus Lord, why didn't you just let TikTok become the tenebris one, clean up the comet,

and enter one of the empty bodies in Stasis on the barren's ship?

Reverse spoiler alert, but uh, you could have just done that, my dudes.

Anywho, the Ice Fives will meet again in bonus episodes to be sure, but in the meantime,

what exactly did they get up to once they saw the dark towers of Vindaria dominate the

Southern coasts and armies of good and evil alike splatter themselves across its obsidian

gates?

Let's check in with the Ice Fives now.

The mighty queep has flown far away from civilization.

He feels responsible for the disaster at the altar because he was so sure the mere existence

of a particular drawing was proof that the homunculus was a worthy candidate for the ascension

ceremony.

Now he understands the mistakes.

His tribe made into smithing the danger of the giants and feels great shame for how

he looked down on them.

He may never trust anyone again.

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