Hello!

And welcome to Very Amusing, your one-stop shop for the story, secrets, and shenanigans of a popcorn-fueled theme park journalist.

I'm Carly Wiesel, and I am back from Epic Universe, which sounds like an ordinary sentence.

You know, I boarded a plane, I went to Orlando, I went to a theme park.

But this is the first theme park in Orlando in so long that is brand new, and I cannot wait to tell you all about it this week.

I'm not even going to waste your time up at the top because I just want to stress how excited

I am to tell you everything. And that J.K. Rowling is a garbage monster. We always need to be

stressing that J.K. Rowling is a garbage monster because she is, and we will be talking about

one of her properties in this episode, and she's pretty terrible, and I'm just going to leave it at that for now until I bring

it up again because I can't stop bring it up again, because she's a garbage monster. Anyway, I had the

time of my life. It was wonderful, and I'm just going to tell you all about it. We don be back with one of the most jam-packed episodes we have ever brought you.

I mean, we're talking about every ride, every land, every experience, and every critique I have of Epic Universe.

Because while I really, really, really loved it, this park is not perfect.

There is some room for improvement.

There's some stuff that I truly don't know why they put in there.

And I can't wait to tell you all about it.

Stick around.

We'll be right back.

I'm at Disneyland Resort, and guess who I'm here with.

It's Becky Mankin. Hi, it's nice to see you again with M-E-I travel.

And I love when we get to get together because it hardly ever happens.

Just as you can understand how patient Becky is and how much I adore her

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