Hello. In light of a recent unapproved press release, we feel compelled to share our own truth

in our own way, in our own timing. After more than a decade of working on a relationship

in our own unique ways, we have made the decision to permanently terminate our marriage relationship.

During this process, we are committed to kindness and respect toward each other

and to all members of our family. And we are also committed to the continued healing of any

and all relationships within the family so that we can move forward with forgiveness, grace,

and love. In kindness, marrying Cody.

No, I'm not doing that with that straight face. Cody's like P.S., if you fit the demographic below,

please apply. The brown house is open. Right. Open business, baby, vacancy.

So what's up with Mary's pot of land? What are they going to do with it?

I should probably, I don't know, throw some, plant some money trees on that,

throw a couple of thousand dollars in holes for them to find and then hand it over to them.

I have an idea. We should sell it like those, what is it, those, I wish titles or something like that,

that scam where you get like a pot of land. One foot by one foot, square feet of light,

they can be your own king or queen. You can be your own lady or lord. I've never even heard that.

You get a whole certified letter. It's such a scam. It's a scam because they can't actually find the

stars. Oh my god. Yeah, you buy it, you buy a plot of land, it's supposedly supposed to be to,

you know, protect the land that's there, whatever, as if it's not protected already.

And then you get a certificate that says you're a lord or lady.

Yeah, instead of doing cameos, they could sell parts of the land. They should sell parts of the land.

That's a good idea. Well, well, yeah, no, Cody does want to be, you know, a slum lord.

That's slum lord. Cody. Oh my god. There's a meme. There's like a twisted very meta like meme or

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