EP999: My husband’s hiding something… - r/BestofRedditorUpdates Reddit Story

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4.3 • 576 Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2023

⏱️ 34 minutes

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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - I found divorce papers in my air vent.

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:02.6	Guaranteed Human.
0:04.1	I found divorce papers in my air vent.
0:07.4	I don't know what to do next, but my husband just got home.
0:10.8	Maybe your AC man is trying to break up with your home.
0:15.2	Now, that is a great conspiracy theory.
0:17.8	Yeah.
0:18.2	Yeah.
0:18.5	I just don't want to do this anymore.
0:20.0	He went from a home fixer to a home wrecker. Wow. Cool move, Dan the AC guy. Real cool. Come on. The coolest. The coolest. Cooling down your home. That's right. By ending your marriage. Juicy Reddit stories. Ooh, baby. Okay. Okay, 29 female and my husband 30 male have been married for four years now and together for
0:43.3	seven.
0:44.0	And it's going fantastically well.
0:46.1	He's handsome, cute, kind, loving.
0:48.6	And he makes me feel safe, wanted and loved and protected.
0:52.5	It always starts so sweet.
1:46.8	I know. I know. But with the title, you know, the other shoe is going to drop. We know where we're heading. He takes me on dates, shows physical affection wherever he can. And he also just makes me feel happy. We have no kids, but we are trying for it. Oh, no. Dude. She's going to get it so blindsided. Seriously. So the other day I was cleaning the house. I'm a housewife. And I was cleaning the air vent at the top of the staircase aisle because we had never cleaned it since we bought the house. Also like shout, that's some, that's some thorough cleaning right there. Thorough cleaning. I've never cleaned. I've cleaned many things, many times, never cleaned an air vent in my life, which I definitely should have. Should you? Yeah. I feel like all kinds of crap gets in there. Yeah. And then like I guess like the, if you don't clean it, it's probably blowing crap into your lungs. Nasty. Gross. Nasty. There was a box, an unmarked box. Yeah, that's quite strange.
1:45.3	That's like what Walter, like, Gross. Nasty. Well, when I opened it, there was a box, an unmarked box.
1:46.8	Yeah, that's quite strange.
1:50.8	That's like what Walter, like Walter White hid his drug money in an air vent.
1:54.1	Yeah, I mean, you do not know what's going to be in that box. If you find something in an air vent, no one was meant to find that.
1:58.9	There's some secrets that you might not be ready to understand.
2:02.6	Also, great place to find people's dark secrets. Yeah. Air vents. Wow. Check your home air vent and see
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