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See, buy to your $420,699 trust fund unless you get a pre-up with your gold-digging fiancee.

Now, there's always like a little tension when you bring your significant other into the family.

Like, oh, hey, you know, meet them.

But then, then you got to throw,

you got to throw a stack of cash on it. Then it gets really messy. It's really messy. Really, really messy. Which is why you always get a pre-up. Oh, every single time. If you ain't no chump. We want pre-notes. Some background. I have four kids. My eldest John, 27 male was with my first wife who died when he was five.

I eventually remarried and got two stepdaughters. My eldest John, 27 male, was with my first wife who died when he was five.

I eventually remarried and got two stepdaughters, Lisa 25 female and Anne 18 female.

Then my second wife and I had Mike, 13 male.

My wife and I made sure to give them comfortable lives.

When John and Lisa graduated from university, we gifted them condo units. Pretty sick gift.

That's right. I thought he said condoms for a second.

Condoms. Hey, don't be knocking up anyone anytime. So, come on. We will also do the same when

Anne and Mike graduate. Also, all of them have trust funds that will be released when they turn 30.

Interesting. I didn't realize 30 was the thing. I mean, you can do it whenever. That's very smart. Yeah, yeah. I feel like 30 is like, okay. Because 18's bad. 18's too young. Too young. 25 even. I would say like 20. I would say, I would say 28. Yeah give, give two years. Two years early. Two years.

You know, like, let's, give them some money in their 20s, you know? There we go. Yeah. I'm quite proud of my kids. John and Lisa graduated from top universities. John has a high paying job as an engineer while Lisa pursued a master's degree in business while she worked in marketing. Eventually, she started her own marketing consulting firm while being a part owner of a spa.

Dang!

These kids. agree in business while she worked in marketing. Eventually, she started her own marketing consulting firm while being a part owner of a spa.

Dang.

These kids are going crazy.

I understand why you're proud of them.

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