EP995: This Paternity Test Ruined My Relationship - r/BestofRedditorUpdates Reddit Story
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🗓️ 30 June 2023
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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - OP blows up his marriage after reading too many paternity fraud stories online
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:23.6 | Guaranteed Human. I got a paternity test because I don't trust my wife anymore. We got the results back and I fear our relationship is over. Yeah, Sam, don't you know those mornings when some mornings you wake up and like, ah, you know, I need some fresh coffee, some fresh oranges. And some mornings you wake up and you're like, ah, my, my children are my children mine? Like, I don't know. paternity test. |
| 0:21.1 | Barista, can you, uh, uh, swirl that |
| 0:26.4 | seaman around so I can just really see if I am the father. We need to know. We need to know. |
| 0:32.7 | DNA test right now. Yeah, do it. Extra cream in my coffee. Of course. Creamy. Creamy. Frothy. Frothy. O KOP, D. Saulty. Yeah. Imagine if we, that would be kind of crazy. If we came out with. Seam and cream. No. Coffee creamer. No. Deposited by John and Sam. |
| 0:54.7 | John, this is a very concerning idea that... |
| 0:58.4 | What have we had OKOP DNA tests? |
| 1:01.8 | 23 and OKOP. |
| 1:03.9 | Come on. |
| 1:05.5 | Let us know you want that. |
| 1:07.6 | Let us know you want that. |
| 1:08.8 | Okay. |
| 1:09.4 | So I met my wife through a mutual friend. We were friends for a year or so before we both became single and decided we are compatible enough to date. |
| 1:19.2 | Very nice. We were together two years before we got married. I do not know what got into me. My wife is loyal, faithful, but I had been reading statistics about how many men are |
| 1:28.4 | raising children that aren't their own and had absolutely no idea around the time she found out |
| 1:33.8 | she was pregnant. We both wanted children. We weren't actively preventing it. What is the statistic? |
| 1:39.1 | John and Sam get red pilled. In studies that solely looked at companies who obtained paternity tests, |
| 1:44.8 | it was 17% to 33%. There is an unsubstantiated figure of 10% of non-paternal |
| 1:53.2 | paternal events. So like 10% of people are raising kids that they don't know aren't related |
| 1:59.9 | to them. Unsubstantialize it. It's like it's just not like... What do you think? How many men are unknowingly raising another man's kid? Many articles claim it as many as 30% of men are unknowingly raising another man's child. No way. It seems like the data is mixed a little bit. But even 10% is high. No way. 30%? 30 sounds too high. |
| 2:21.0 | Okay, here we go. A 2006 survey found that 1.7 to 3.3% of fathers are unknowingly raising children |
| 2:28.8 | who aren't their own. The percentage of fathers who are highly confident of their child's, |
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