Ep99 Canal Crimes

Wine & Crime

Wine & Crime Podcast

Comedy, True Crime

4.7 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2018

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

This week, the gals wade through some grimy waterway crimes. Topics include New York's extensive (and often biohazardous) canal system, the dangers of peeing into bodies of water, and some slime so toxic that it required a visit to the emergency room. Crack open a bottle of Oxford Landing Estates Sauvignon Blanc, secure your Playstation, hose yourself off, and tune in for Canal Crimes.

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0:00.0	Wine in crime contains graphic and explicit content that may not be suitable for some
0:06.3	listeners.
0:07.3	Listener discretion is advised. And the Oh, Hello.
0:48.0	Oh, wow, all of you are already so boisterous in my job. Oh no.
0:50.0	I'm already fucking it up.
0:52.0	We were just...
0:54.0	So my name is Scott.
0:55.0	I'm now officially by proxy famous,
1:01.0	which is awesome.
1:05.0	And we were just talking about how my, I'm gay,
1:10.0	but I'm like a messy gay.
1:15.0	Sexy-de-cheveled librarian with a touch of sparkle is my aesthetic.
1:21.0	Am I doing it? is my aesthetic.
1:23.2	Am I doing it?
1:26.9	All right, well, welcome to the Bell House.
1:29.4	And y'all are here to see a show, right?
1:35.0	With some three special ladies?
1:38.0	Great.
1:40.0	Well, if you haven't already, go buy some merch.
1:43.5	After the show, the gals are going to be out there.
1:46.2	They will sign a poster if you buy it.
1:50.4	And then you can talk to them, you can gush at them, but only for 25 seconds, because I will time you.
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