EP981: I Went To My Husband's Funeral Only For The Money - r/AITA Reddit Story
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🗓️ 23 June 2023
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r/AITA - WIBTA if I attended my husban's funeral and took my share of the will?
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:03.9 | I crashed my husband's funeral and stole the entire inheritance from his family, |
| 0:09.0 | even though I'm rich. |
| 0:10.3 | Am I the a-hole? |
| 0:11.6 | They say take from the dead and give to the rich. |
| 0:14.9 | You know, why not? |
| 0:15.8 | A regular Robin Hood, Robin Graves. |
| 0:19.5 | You know, I only have a million dollars. |
| 0:24.1 | And if I get 900,000 more, then I'm so close to 2 million. |
| 0:29.5 | Yeah, but that's important. |
| 0:30.9 | Also, what are you going to do with the money? |
| 0:33.2 | You're dead. |
| 0:33.9 | You're dead. |
| 0:34.7 | You're dead. |
| 0:35.3 | Stupid. |
| 0:36.2 | Come on. |
| 0:36.7 | You can't take it with you when you're gone unless That's right. You're Egyptian and you believe that all of your money comes with you after you die. Then you take all the resources. Yeah. Yeah. Buried with the, the mummy is and the. That's right. Clarification, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah. Yeah. if like, you know, Indiana Jones snooping around your right pyramid takes your shit? Does it suddenly disappear in the afterlife? That would you're literally just like sitting on your like golden throne. Yeah. Where the fuck you go? Like a cartoon. Indeed. Not again. Not again. So I 34 female got married when I was 24 to a 53 year old man. |
| 1:17.0 | That is a big age difference. I think it's not enough. You're going to be changing his diapers. |
| 1:22.3 | Let's go 70. Why not? Let's go 100. I say like as long as there's no pre-up, let's make sure this person's close as they could be to death. I want you to have been 80 when I was born. Yes. That is, that is the rule. That's the goal. The golden ratio. And no pre-up. Nope. And let make sure you inherit everything. There we go. There we go. Gold dig into the max. |
| 1:45.2 | Let's call him F. |
| 1:47.6 | I met him when I was 20. |
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