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Guaranteed Human. A disabled person keeps parking where I don't want them to, so I got them towed. Am I the A-hole? Really, if you think about it, O.P. is enabling the disabled person by making them move. It's like the U.S. workout programs, like get up and at them. Yeah, yeah. I think O.P. is doing this person a favor. It's like, oh, you can't move.

Let me help you move. workout programs like get up and at him. Yeah. Yeah. I think O.P. is doing this person a favor. It's like,

oh, you can't move. Let me help you move. Right. Exactly. Oh, okay. Yeah. Let me push you across the street.

Exactly. Let me push you into oncoming traffic. Wow. What what a kind heart. Okay. Kind soul. My goodness.

So I bought a house a few months ago and I moved in last month. Congrats.

Congrats, O.P. The previous owner was a friendly old man that could no longer live alone, so he decided

to sell and move in with his daughter. Just to be clear, I put disabled in quotation marks because

I don't believe in this disability. I don't believe your legs don't work. Come on. Prove it. Like, come on. You have to do the old branding technique where you take a hot iron and put it on their leg. If they flinch, then you, you know they're not legit. Oh, wow. That's the classic move. The classic move. You know, you got to test. You got a test. That's how you test if people's legs work or not. Of course. That's definitely what people do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, oh, you're filing for disability. Let's try the branding technique. Shout out the government. I put this in quotation marks because the lady in question is just really, really overweight. And I'm not sure if that counts as disabled. However, we're talking. Pick up a buck. Look it up. I think it still counts disabled if you can't. If you're so fat, you can't move, you're still disabled. I think that's what it is. Like legally. I mean, I don't know the exact definition. Yeah. Just because you

caused your own disability doesn't mean that you aren't disabled. Yes. You know, like if I shoot both of my kneecaps and can't walk, I'm still disabled even though I shop off my kneecaps. Great move. Yeah. Great move. Great move. Collecting those checks. Now you don't have to deal with your stupid knees, you know what I mean?

Nees suck.

Let's us like this, we could just get by honest.

How many people have knee problems, right?

Like, oh, I can't run well. Like my knees are just shoot them. Get rid of them. Samuel Donner

solutions. Doctors won't tell you about this one. Yeah. They tried to keep it a secret, but we reveal it here.

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We're going to expose the truth.

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Sam and John.

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