EP97: GHOST HUNS & THE RECEIPTS!

Ghost Huns

Hannah and Suzie

Comedy

4.8 • 618 Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2024

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

STOP PRESS - the hun queens of the pod world have come together for an extra speshy episode - IT'S ONLY THE RECEIPTS IN THE STUDIO! Hannah and Suzie are joined by the stunning guests Tolly and Audrey this week (if you haven't listened to The Receipts, what are you doing? Go go go). Would the girls help each other get rid of a body? Have they been haunted in Edinburgh? Did a ghost tell Audrey to come back? We cover free bleeding, shoplifting, ghosts and so much more - not an episode to miss Huns! Story 1 - "the knitting needle" Hannah tells us a disturbing tale bout Melvyn his Viagra and poor Debbie Story 2 - Big S gives us "my wife been missing for 15 years... Until she called my phone" Story 3 - Hannah narrates a terrifying post it story Story 4 - Big us tells a spooky one about two sisters Creep of the Week - from K! A warming but spooky tale of the woman in the floral dress... Ty Hun! And of course, for a vintage We Get Haunted So You Don't Have To... Audrey agrees to do Bloody Mary... just wait and see what happens... Enjoy Huns! Xoxo Find The Receipts here: https://thereceiptspodcast.co.uk/ JOIN US FOR OUR HALLOWEEN SHOW - 31ST OCT 2024 AT BUSH HALL, LONDON! TIX BELOW: https://linktr.ee/ghosthunspod JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50! Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns! Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	He moved closer slowly and he made out the figure of a woman. What was she doing? She was moving in a really weird
0:10.0	Oh my god. She wasn't just moving she was running at him. Oh no no no no no
0:18.0	Thomas and I were a shoe-in for prom king and and queen, and of course, nobody asked her. She looked like a funeral. Oh. Wow. What a bitch. What a bitch. It sounds like ten things I hate about you. Yeah, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She picked the phone up to call the police, but there was no dial tone.
0:38.1	She grabbed the phone line, and to her horror, she realised it had been caught.
0:40.8	There was another note lying on the phone.
0:43.8	It read, no phone, no police, no way out.
0:53.5	Yeah. Welcome to episode
1:06.1	We don't know it doesn't matter
1:08.8	because it is a special episode, Ghost Huns and
1:12.6	There is Cies!
1:14.6	Yay!
1:15.6	That the people of Britain loved their ice baths, they bought loads of them.
1:21.6	With the Barclay card platinum, they could also save with 0% interest for up to 24 months on purchases, which is a nice, warm feeling.
1:29.7	What you buy is your business.
1:31.4	Helping you pay less interest is ours.
1:33.6	Subject to financial status, teas and seas and exclusion supply.
1:36.5	Check if you're eligible at barkbycard.com.
1:38.8	Representative example, 24.9% AVR representative variable and 24.9% purchase rate per annum based on a £1,200 credit limit. Guys, we're so excited to have you. Thank you for having us. I'm so very excited. We have met many times in a coffee machine. Yes, we have, yes. Hannah didn't you to talk to us? Susie was lovely. Didn't I? I was like, this is where... This is all the big, the big. This is all to trick me. I was like, I was like, I'm going to get, relax. Relax. Really breaking down the fourth wall to say. We haven't got headphones. We're going in. We're raw dogging, free-bleeding, as the kids call it.
2:18.6	We are bare-back in. We're bare-backing, free-bleeding, we're raw-dogging. We were talking just before we started recording about being on the Rob as teenagers. That is the whole thing. We've definitely talked about that on the pub before because you stole bananas. Yeah, I nick bananas, yeah. What a reason?
2:14.1	They're really easy to put through
2:15.5	Oh, you've got to scan?
2:16.5	Yeah, because you just didn't scan.
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