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EP953: I Stole $1500 from a Disabled Girl - r/AITA Reddit Story

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Improv, Comedy

4.3576 Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2023

⏱️ 11 minutes

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r/AITA - AITA for not sharing my prize with a mentally handicapped person in a contest?

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0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast.

0:02.5

Guaranteed Human.

0:04.1

I stole $1,500 from a girl with Asperger's, but she deserved it.

0:09.3

Am I the A-hole?

0:10.5

You know what, Sam?

0:11.7

I am going to take my flag and plant it and say, you sound like the A-hole.

0:19.1

Maybe he's taking it to invest in her future.

0:22.1

Wow.

0:22.9

There we go.

0:24.3

He's a young hedge fund manager.

0:26.2

He's a young hedge fund manager.

0:28.0

A young Warren Buffett in the making.

0:30.1

Just looking out for her.

0:31.5

The Warren Buffett of Asperger's children.

0:35.1

Way to go.

0:36.6

Every summer, my community has a cookoff competition. Usually about

0:40.5

20 to 30 individuals or couples try to cook XYZ and then they can win a portion of the entry

0:46.6

ticket fees while the rest go into community parks. It's not summer yet, but they decided to do it a

0:51.8

little early. This year, it was pasta sauce.

0:54.8

Ooh, delicious. When the moon hits your eye like a pasta in the sky, that's a more.

1:01.4

Ooh. You know, Italian, Italian pasta. Italiano. I've been going to these four years ever since

1:07.9

my wife, my wife, and I moved here, but this is the first time I entered as a

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