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My mother-in-law thinks I cheated, so I took a paternity test.

And the results just uncovered something huge my mother-in-law has been hiding.

My mother-in-law is the mother of that child?

Oh.

What?

I accidentally screwed my mother-in-law instead of my wife. And now we have a kid?

I swear, it looked exactly like her. Come on. She said, close your eyes. And then we did it. And then before, then she left. I thought it was her. That was it. But it turns out. Not the case. Not the case. I 25 female gave birth to my daughter two months ago. And despite my husband, 28 male, telling me he knows I'd never cheat on him, I wanted to give our daughter a paternity test. Wait, wait, wait, what? She's a little, you know, she's like, I know you never cheat, but I still got to get that paternity test. Wait, wait.

She's asking.

She had a baby with her husband and now wants a paternity test.

The woman wants a paternity test? The woman wants a paternity test.

Because she...

Here's why.

What?

Here's why.

The reason my baby has green eyes and me and my husband don't have green eyes.

You know, you can have different eyes than your child.

Genetics.

Guys.

Pick up a ninth grade biology textbook.

Please.

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