EP932: I Don't Wanna Be My Best Friend's Bridesmaid Anymore - r/AITA Reddit Story
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🗓️ 29 May 2023
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r/AITA - AITA for telling my friend I don’t want to be her bridesmaid anymore?
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. I told my best friend that I wouldn't be her bridesmaid after what she tried to do to my boyfriend. You won't believe how she responded. I mean, you know, how can you respond? Like, doing something with a boyfriend? I mean, what's she doing? That's the question. Is she doing arts and crafts? Is she giving a little massage? Is she making macaroni salad? Is she slobbing on his cob salad? Wow. This is turning to be a delicious barbecue right now. Oh, yeah, slathered up. Oh, goodness. A little salty, a little sweet. Ooh, goodness gracious. Delicious. Well roasted. |
| 0:38.7 | Lots of meat. |
| 0:40.4 | Pit roasted. |
| 0:41.3 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:42.9 | What's he called us? |
| 0:43.9 | A spit roasted. |
| 0:45.4 | Oh, God. |
| 0:49.8 | My friend Mary and I have known each other since we were children. |
| 1:11.2 | We've grown apart over the past few years, but she still considers me important enough to make me a bridesmaid. I love how she like OP says that. She still considers me important enough. Yeah. If I consider her important. No, no, no, no. Her wedding is set to be in three weeks. One reason, though, I sort of distanced myself from her was because of her treatment of my relationship. My boyfriend, Jack and I have been together for three and half years. |
| 1:16.2 | He's a wonderful person and there's no doubt in my mind that this is the man that I want to marry. |
| 1:22.6 | But Mary is under the impression that Jack is too good for me. Aren't you usually gassing your friends up? You know what I mean? Like, oh my God. Like if anything, people say like, no, you're too good |
| 1:27.1 | for him, honey. You can do so much better Like, like, if anything, people say, like, no, you're too good for him, honey. |
| 1:27.8 | Yeah. You can do so much better. Or, like, you're good for each other. Yeah. I can't believe. Like, |
| 1:33.5 | you found love. |
| 1:34.7 | Maybe it's a tough love approach. |
| 1:36.4 | Well, it's actually not that he sucks. |
| 1:37.6 | It's that you suck. |
| 1:38.2 | Your friend is saying you suck. |
| 1:39.7 | And so you shouldn't be in a relationship with him. |
| 1:41.4 | The tough love. |
| 1:42.1 | Like, hey, instead of your highlights look great, like you look like a dumpster fire. |
| 1:45.6 | Yeah. |
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