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I Don't Get It

EP93: Life’s Not On Paper

I Don't Get It

Ashley Iaconetti, Naz Perez, Lauren Iaconetti - Wave Podcast Network

Alum, Laureniaconetti, Nazperez, Tv & Film, Secrets, Relationships, After Shows, Interview, Bachelorinparadise, Scoop, Sex, Female, Ashleyiaconetti, Men, Producer, Idontgetit, Relationship, Marriage, Scandals, Breakups, Dating, Bachelorette, Gossip, Ladies, Exclusive, Cast, Advice, Ashleyi, Society & Culture

4.33.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2018

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Ashley and Lauren were on a cruise with the Haibon’s and she is spilling all the tea. Naz gives an update on her dating life. Listen to hear all the cringeworthy first date tales (and one tale of closure).

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0:00.0

Hi, so hi podcast. Hey guys, welcome to the I don't get it podcast. You don't know, but we haven't been sitting around this table for like the past three weeks because we've pre-recorded everything so much in advance because we were all way on for for me. It was like a vacation ish.

0:19.0

Uh, there were some work mixed in, but I went to Jared's sister's wedding. Then we did wedding venue shopping ourselves. Then we went to New York, then I went to Virginia, then we went on a joint family cruise. And all this time, I have no idea what Naz is done in two and a half weeks.

0:35.0

And it's actually kind of great because we have wonderful chatty podcast material where you're going to hear us just actually catch up. I can't wait to hear about this cruise. But before we get to it, Lauren, you said you had I don't get it.

0:46.0

Okay, I also I really fucking miss you guys. I miss you. I hang out with other people. It's really hard. I know you know you have to be like the best version of yourself. Yeah, yeah, I don't really

0:57.7

hard to do that myself. I'm like not I even have a best version of myself anymore because yeah, yeah, but I don't when you're not around your friends, it's mainly like navigating egos and like, you know what I mean? It all is. Yeah.

1:09.6

Anyways, Lauren, what are your item? Okay, my I don't get it. I wrote down on my phone last night. My dad and I were eating. We're eating food paradise. We're watching food paradise. And there was a pizza episode.

1:21.3

And everyone was folding their pizza during your

1:24.0

I know. I understand that all. I'm a pizza folder. You know that. But not with no with certain pizza. Like Domino's, you're not going to fold right?

1:31.2

Because it's like a lot of bread. But the big flat slices like the New York slices. You're just cutting your bites

1:37.3

That's what I'm saying. You're cutting your enjoyment. No, but you're getting more of a cheeseier, breadier, greasier bite.

1:46.1

Then just take a larger bite in the to the triangle. I don't know. I just felt the pizza is going by really fast. If you have a whole pot of yourself, sure fold it. But if you are like

1:54.8

Sparingly, I'm just gonna get one size then definitely eat it bite by bite. Lauren, when are we ever fucking guy?

2:00.7

I know we always have a whole lot of there. I don't know. I mean, then I feel like it gets even drippier because then all of the

2:08.1

Cheese is like squeezing together like the oil. Oh really? I think I see for me. I love the grease. If hands are getting dirty in the

2:15.8

process that takes away from the enjoyment of whatever food it is. Like if it's a greasy burger, even though it's delicious,

2:22.3

the experience is in a satisfying if I have oil all over my hand. 100% if it's falling apart, then you do. You want to just get

2:29.2

through it without it falling. Yeah. And then you don't remember to enjoy it. That's why we like shake shocks so much because it's so clean. Nothing's ever

2:36.4

dripped out of it. 100% it's not as messy as in and out. Yeah. Oh yeah. I love that theory. I think you're right. But I'm gonna try eating a pizza by

2:43.6

Not folding it and see if I like it as much. I think I'm just too much of a fat ass deep down where I'm like, I want to hold this right now.

2:49.0

Oh my god. I want the biggest point right now. Yeah. I've always tacoed my pizza. I feel like a lot of people will try to be

2:56.7

authentic New York seeming and by folding their pizza. I even know that that's not truly them. Is that is that an authentic

3:03.3

NYC thing? Yeah, that's totally a new York City thing. Yeah, it's gonna fold us and walk down the street without like thinking about it. Yeah. Well,

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