Folding Pocket

It's time now for the chipping forecast, issued by Folding Pocket on behalf of Andrew

Cotter, Eddie Pepperall and special guest Ian Carter.

Music Eddie Pepperall and special guest Ian Carter. Hello, welcome to the chipping forecast.

Once again, we are just smoothly, easily into this room.

I haven't taken five stumbles over it and left it to Eddie this week

because I'm feeling fine. I haven't had my coffee. Eddie, have you had your coffee? Your morning coffee. I've got my coffee. I'm onto a green tea, feeling a little groggy because I woke up to a slightly odd dream this morning. I was at the French. French Open second round, warming up in the morning, having just shot a nice two under par and all of a sudden hitting a few shots mark row

appears and stands right behind me and i can't swing it so i try to warming up in the morning having just shot a nice two under par and all of a sudden hitting a few shots

Mark Groh appears and stands right behind me and I can't swing it. So I try to insinuate that I'm trying to hit a shot Mark. He kind of gets out the way I hit two shanks, go to the toilet, not feeling very well all of a sudden, meet Rory in the locker room, sit down for a two minute chat, go and try to get rid of some phlegm in my throat, come out and I've missed my tea time.

And Jamie's just stood there. Jamie's caddymed for me all of a sudden, he stood there, he's just looking at me, what's going on. And we just wandered off as a pair back to the hotel, and then I woke up. So there we go. You're listening to the chipping forecast and uh Ian Carter intro me you have to

analyse that that's your first task of the pod well I had a weird dream and in a in a sense

it's a it's a similar one I was on a cruise but I'd gone on to the cruise ship to say cheerio to

somebody and got chatting with them.

Did people say cheerio still?

Well, I just did.

And so I was on there just to say, bye, have a great cruise.

Cheerio.

And then all of a sudden the ship started moving.

And so I was suddenly on the cruise.

And I ended up going to some other port, but I didn't know where I was. And then I was trying to work out if I could get a train back. And then Sarah turned up and said, no, it's all right. I'll give you a lift back. So she was on the cruise? Where did she come from? Well, I don't know. She just sort of turned up in this town that I couldn't identify she was away for a weekend

maybe really was trying to have a secret weekend away and you turned up by surprise I don't know

did you see that London to Edinburgh train is now going to be four hours and seven minutes that's

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