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Today I made the biggest F up of my life saving a child.

You know when you go to like the grocery store, like do you have like 10 seconds to

save a, save a small, you know, Lithuanian child?

Yeah.

And I say, no. No, I don't, Sam loves. We have an overpopulation problem on this earth. If I save this one child, 10 more die. Sam loves instead of like going and like, you know, playing tennis or something, he likes to drive around to all the grocery stores. Just to deny them.

Yeah,

find the ones where someone's asking for something just to deny them.

That is his favorite pastime.

Yeah, I love seeing the tears well up in their eyes and they have to euthanize one more

child because I didn't pay $10.

Such a kind soul.

I know.

10 cents too high for Sam.

No, way too high. Way too high. Come on. Well, we get more than one grain of rice in this economy. In this economy. In this economy. Inflation, guys. It's tough out there. It's tough out there. Grains of rice are going for a arm and a leg these days, or at least an arm and a leg of a dying child.

It was a good soul, I promise.

But on to this good soul.

So obligatory, this happened a few years back, but I was reminded of it by something I saw today.

To understand the story, you have to know a little bit about me.

That what? What do we have to know? That he is willing to pay for two grains of rice instead of one to save a child in need. Yeah, exactly. Mahapagandia over here. Yeah, really. Except we don't beat your wife. Good job. Well, we don't know that. So we not that's true we're not backing you until we know

you're not cancelable yeah exactly some things you should know about me misogynist beat my wife

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