EP912: I Bribed A Guy Into An Arranged Marriage - r/AITA Reddit Story
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🗓️ 19 May 2023
⏱️ 25 minutes
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r/AITA - AITA For Bribing a Guy into an Arranged Marriage?
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.4 | Using my parents' money to bribe a guy into an arranged marriage. Personally, I'm pro-bribe. You know what I mean? I will take a bribe. Why not if someone's, someone's going to get married anyways, right? Yeah. Why don't I? Why don't I just bribe them? I want a problem. I want to, Back Hey, back in the good old days, you give me a goat and a cow. Oh, yeah. And a few bushels of rice. Oh, goodness. And then I'm like, dude, I'll marry anyone you want me to. Dude, you're good to go. Yeah, that, isn't that the whole point of the dowry, right? Sam, you put the D in dowry. I try. I try. Oh, yeah. So let's get into it. For background, I am a 22-year-old woman from a large Middle Eastern nation. Any guesses? Could be Sudan. Could be Saudi Arabia. Could be Saudi Arabia. I'm trying to think of what's big. UAE's kind of big, right? Yeah, United Arab Emirates. There's a lot of people there, maybe. In my culture, arranged marriages are quite common amongst the religious population. |
| 0:58.8 | I tended to prestigious private university and one of the most populous cities in our region of the world. |
| 1:04.3 | My family is very well off. |
| 1:06.4 | Hey, one of those Emirates, baby, maybe. |
| 1:08.4 | As my father is the CEO of one of the most successful holdings in our nation. |
| 1:13.1 | I'm still, I'm, I keep thinking Emirates, right? |
| 1:15.8 | Could be. |
| 1:16.5 | Well, I mean, a lot of, a lot of states got that oil money. |
| 1:20.3 | They're holding, they're holding barrel in that company. |
| 1:22.9 | I'm studying engineering, and in my faculty, there's a man who I will refer to as Ali. Oh, Prince |
| 1:30.1 | Ali, where can he be in this Reddit story? What, is that Aladdin? Yeah. Oh, you ever |
| 1:37.1 | heard that song? I, I'm sure I did. I, hey, bro, John don't know. You know this. We don't, you know, we've been over this. |
| 1:45.5 | Yo, dude, you haven't seen Aladdin? |
| 1:48.0 | I've seen Aladdin 100%. |
| 1:49.5 | It's like Prince Ali, where could he be? |
| 1:54.1 | I'm trying to think. |
| 1:59.7 | It's a whole new world. |
| 2:03.1 | I don't remember. |
| 2:04.0 | Nothing. |
| 2:08.5 | Whole new world. |
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