This is naked Mormonism.

I pledge my life, all that I may have.

I will strive to the utmost of my ability to be what you would want me to be.

It's time to find the truth.

And having set our hand to the plow, we will never look back until this work is finished.

And where is the church heading?

I have faith that the Constitution will be saved as prophesied by Joseph Smith.

But it will not be saved in Washington.

It will be saved by enlightened members of this church.

The explicit tag is there for a reason.

So if you get offended at what's said, it's not for you.

But most importantly,

may you ponder the truths you've heard. May they help you become even better than you were?

Scepticize everything. Hello, and welcome to the ninth episode of the Naked Mormonism podcast.

We have a lot to talk about when it comes to Joseph Smith, getting the plates home after he dug them out of the ground and stashed them in a tree.

But before that, there is some business that I got to take care of real quick.

Since episode eight, I've received a substantial handful of new patrons to the show.

I didn't think the sales bitch would work as well as it did,

but some of you must like what I'm producing enough to secure its perpetuation,

and I sincerely thank you for it.

There weren't any new Nemo Juvenile Delinquents,

but the adolescent rebelhood,

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