This is an I heart podcast.

Guaranteed human.

I'm kicking my pregnant sister-in-law to the streets, selling a $2.5 million

house and keeping it all for myself.

Am I the a-hole?

That sounds like you're winning.

You know,

sounds like you've won the game.

I think, you know, big financial windfall.

Your annoying pregnant sister-in-law is now chucked to the dirt.

Chuck, chucked out of the way.

It's sitting pretty, it sounds like.

Yeah.

Sounds like the life.

All I need is a pinocalada on a beach.

That's right.

Real quick, I want to point out that me and my brother have two different

fathers. I 19 female lost my father last year to cancer and he left me 90% of his stuff,

including his family home that was left to him by his dad. Whoa. That's been in the family

for over a hundred years. Holy moly. Man,

that's a lot. That's a lot of years. Yeah. Yeah. I imagine the appreciation probably.

Well, he probably bought it for like two dollars and a year of corn. Would you take this here rock?

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