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My sister's in-laws kick me out of the wedding for being a filthy divorced woman.

My sister found out and made a little change to the wedding.

You know, I mean, she did get divorced.

Yeah, how dare she?

How dare you?

You know what's say?

Hey, let's go back to some biblical rules. Yeah. Get stoned. Like, yeah, like the. Yeah. No. You know. No, rocks. Rocks. Rocks. Rocks. Yeah. I'm actually, we're watching Breaking Bad right now. Oh, really? Yeah. That's pretty good. I like it. I'm on season two. Nice. For background, Stella and I are identical twins, 29 female, and we will both be 30 when her wedding comes around this fall. Oh, wow. I had her as my maid of honor eight years ago, and she promised me that I could be hers when her wedding came around. Very sweet.

Oh, very sweet. I have two kids, six female and three female. They're both flower girls. My marriage fell apart just over two years ago. Oh, geez. I thought this is all going to be fun and games,

but no, divorce. Nope. Due to a stillbirth and my husband's infidelity. Which came first? That is really the question. The stillbirth or the infidelity? And what's worse? Probably the stillbirth and then the infidelity. Oh, like what's a worst experience for her? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I thought you were saying like, who effed up more? Yeah. This poor woman like literally just can't have a baby. Yeah.

Yeah, both terrible.

I would say, that's what I would say.

Yeah.

My parents and my sister were the only reason I didn't drown from stress, loneliness, and total abandonment of my spouse.

I was a total mess.

I went to therapy, got diagnosed with bipolar disorder and depression, quit drinking, and I owe a lot of it to my amazing sister.

She's the reason why I kept chasing down my ex for child support when he stopped suddenly

paying.

He suddenly switched from the world's best dad to deadbeat dumb.

So quickly that my ex-mother-in-law is disgusted with him.

Wow.

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