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EP871: My Son Stole A Wedding Ring From His Dead Mother - r/BestofRedditorUpdates Reddit Story

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Comedy, Improv

4.3576 Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2023

⏱️ 37 minutes

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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - [New Update] My son stole his dead mother's ring for his girlfriend

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.6

Guaranteed human.

0:04.1

My son stole his dead mother's ring for his girlfriend, but the fallout will be worse than he could have imagined.

0:12.9

You know, Sam, why would I go pay for things when I can steal it from their dead bodies?

0:19.6

From their dead body.

0:20.5

Dig up the grave. Put it on my ring. I'll be honest, Sam. I did not see a cash register. I did not see a cashier. Yeah. There was no checkout. There was no checkout. So as far as I'm aware, I think we're good to go. I think so. Rob your local graves, ladies and gentlemen. to say that I was mad as hell would be an understatement. I have 46 male. I have a son, Jake, 23 male, and fake name. Jake was a good kid growing up. Growing up. So him doing this was a complete shock to me. I have a daughter to Amber, 16 female, also fake name.

0:57.4

And when my wife passed away, she already had a will in place.

1:02.0

Jake got his cut and he was already 21.

1:04.9

He used that money to put a down payment on a condo and he also got his mother's car.

1:10.7

I mean, my boy, my boy got a bag a little bit.

1:14.8

Yeah, I mean, not pretty well.

1:16.0

You know?

1:16.4

But the will stated that my daughter was to get all of my wife's jewelry.

1:22.1

That included a vintage gold ring with a diamond that had a light blue sapphire in each side of it.

1:28.3

The pink panther.

1:30.2

The illustrious diamond from my dead mom.

1:34.9

The dead mom's collection.

1:36.5

The death.

1:37.6

Vintage.

1:38.4

Every death begins with D.

1:42.6

The ring has been passed down for generations in my wife's family.

1:47.1

It was originally her grandmother's wedding band.

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