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I'm dumbfounded.

My boyfriend has been cheating on me with his own mother.

I was about to forgive him, but then he did something even worse.

You know, I've heard of daddy issues.

I've heard of mommy issues, but I don't know if I've heard of mommy issues that include banging your mom. You know, we've seen a lot of

stories out here, but every once in a while, we'll get a gem in the rough. This is a gem.

This is more like a like a nuclear bomb in the rough. Like, yeah, yeah. Just like, oh, I guess we'll

like play with it and see if we come out unscathed. We'll see that always worked that

well for everybody. It did. It did. I feel like I'm playing with a live bomb. This is so fucks.

Well, as they say, let's F around and find out. My boyfriend and I have been together for almost a year now.

We met at my mall food court job and immediately hit it off. That's pretty cute. It's kind of like stranger things. Super adorable, right? Yeah. After a month of knowing each other, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Cute. Of course, I said yes. Everything's going so well. So well. It's not going to end terribly. Our relationship has been pretty great up to this point. He takes me on dates, compliments me, it just makes me feel super special.

And the only weird thing is he never would let me meet his mom.

Yeah, you don't want to let your two lovers meet each other.

How awkward with that be.

Maine, a hoe and mistress, you know?

I think it's who's main ho.

It's obviously he's mom. I mean, you know, mom, A1, day one, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. You know, what they say is like the, the breast that you feed from is the vagina that you nut in. This is a new saying for me. Oh, no, yeah. I learned so much on this show. You're not in the right circles, I guess.

It's okay. Yeah, I'll work my way there. Yeah, yeah. Get a one-way ticket to Alabama and then he'll find out. Okay. His parents are divorced and have been almost his entire life. The divorce was messy and his father ended up getting full custody. I wonder why. A good question. They had the typical every other weekend and six months out of the summer setup.

I've met his dad. full custody. I wonder why. A good question. They had the typical every other weekend and six

months out of the summer setup. I've met his dad and his paternal family, but he would be weird

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