EP843: My Wife Is Trying to Baby Trap Me - r/BestofRedditorUpdates Reddit Story
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🗓️ 15 April 2023
⏱️ 23 minutes
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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - My wife "baby trapped" me
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:04.3 | My wife admitted to baby trapping me with three kids, but I don't care. |
| 0:09.6 | I'm still leaving. |
| 0:11.5 | If the sex was consensual, is it baby-trap? |
| 0:16.4 | I guess it depends on how you baby-trap. |
| 0:17.9 | And the marriage was consensual. |
| 0:20.1 | Depends how you're baby-trapping. Let's hear it. Let's hear more. I want to hear. So my wife, 32 female and I 34 male, have been together for eight years. We have a little girl, five female, and a baby boy, two male. I love both of them more than anything. And I finally feel like I have it all. |
| 0:39.3 | A beautiful wife, two healthy kids, a great career, and a big house. |
| 0:44.0 | The token American dream. |
| 0:46.4 | Why not a dog? |
| 0:47.3 | Because I'm allergic. |
| 0:49.1 | Just like Ariana. |
| 0:50.4 | Ariana is allergic to dogs so we can't have a freaking gold retriever. |
| 0:53.5 | Should Sam still marry me or is it a deal breaker? |
| 0:57.1 | Deal breaker. |
| 0:58.4 | But yeah, it sounds pretty. |
| 0:59.4 | Picture perfect. |
| 1:00.3 | Picture perfect. |
| 1:03.6 | When we talked about kids before, my wife always said she wanted two. |
| 1:08.4 | I only wanted one. |
| 1:10.0 | It would be easier and we'd have more money for |
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