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Guaranteed Human. I don't care if it's Easter. I'm going to get this kid to worship Satan. And here's how I'm going to do it. Show me how you would worship Satan. I'd suck on that Satan. That's cheating, Ariana. Also, this is my girlfriend, Ariana. She's subbing in for John while he's out. And obviously, as you know, she would suck the devil's... to worship them.

The worship. girlfriend, Ariana. She's subbing in for John while he's out. And obviously, as you know, she would suck the devil's to worship him. To worship him. A little background. I 28 male live in a big city and yard space for

entertaining is a luxury. I inherited 10 acres of land from my grandfather, which he bought in the 70s. Isn't that nice?

It's a dream location for an Easter egg hunt and 90% of family events are held on my property. I like it. We should do that.

We'll be, we'll have a farm with our commune and 10 acres and 20 children. There are two houses

on the property. My house that I built two years ago and my grandfather's

house, which has remained untouched since he died. I am an atheist and you will not catch me in church,

but I have no problem celebrating religious holidays like Easter if there's food involved.

Well, duh. That's what holidays are for. Yeah. Yeah. It's not for whoever the f***

birthday was or rising from the dead. I mean, like what what? He just slept in and all, we need to do a celebration. Come on. My dad and his wife are more active in church than most of the family. My family was getting together for Easter. My dad asked me, as a favor, to let his wife invite her church friends for an egg hunt after lunch. And I reluctantly agreed. This pious kid,

who I thought at the time was 12 or 13 from his size, but I found out that he was nine, asked me why

I never go to church. I guess it's the fat kid. Eating too many Easter eggs. What his size means.

I feel like I don't know how old anybody is now. I mean, I look like I'm like 14 and I'm 25.

I would say you look 25. Keep in mind, I have never met this kid in my life so I can only assume he has heard something about me from my stepmom. All I said was church was not my thing. He asked, why not? I said a different point of view and he wanted to know what religion I was. I said, I do not belong to any religion,

and I consider myself an atheist.

He asked,

what is that?

And I said,

I don't believe. and he wanted to know what religion I was. I said, I do not belong to any religion, and I consider myself an atheist.

He asked, what is that?

And I said, I don't believe in a higher power.

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