Folding Pocket

It's time now for the chipping forecast, issued by Folding Pocket on behalf of Andrew

Cotter, Eddie Pepperall and special guest Ian Carter.

Well, ahoy there, and welcome to the chipping forecast.

I'm sure I said a hoi, but I did as if our listeners were sailors. Some of them might be sailors. You don't know. All of them might be sailors. They might be in cruise ships. They might be pirates. I used to have a flatmate back in the 90s who was from the Czech Republic and he used to say ahoy. And then I realised that apparently in the Czech Republic, a hoi a greeting so I might just bring it back it's a good people don't say ahoy enough do they

Eddie Pepple in fact I should have said a hooy to you when you're in the Czech

Republic is it a word you use at all Eddie not really but I suppose

the shipping forecast not too dissimilar to the chipping forecast.

But, you know, I see there's a somewhat tenuous link there, is there not? Yeah, there is. But maybe people

would think I was doing it for that reason. Anyway, ahoy to Eddie Pepperel, Darcy Blows to Ian Carter.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Anyway, how are you still in America, aren't you?

I'm still in America and just have to make the point we've got to be absolutely bang on the time here with the pod because, and I promise that I would say, what a fantastic hotel.

The Wingate by Wy Windham Hotel is,

in Chantilly, Chantilly, Faxon County or something, Fairfax County on the outskirts of Washington

in Virginia is because they've let me stay in my room until a hard end of 2.30 in the afternoon.

It's currently 1.34.

All right. Okay.

And then otherwise I'll get, well, I dread to think what will happen to me.

So if we ramble on too much, we'll see, there'll be a knock on the door and, oh, let's not ramble on.

I said to them, I said, look, if you don't let me stay in my room extra time, I'll have to do my podcast in this lobby here, and he then crumbled. He said, sir, nobody wants that. Nobody wants that. No one wants to hear you, you're rubbish. Anyway, good. Well, how have you been enjoying the... Well, we'll come to the Solheim Cup itself, obviously, no more. But I like hearing about trips. I know we'll get it done in an hour. It's fine. So a good hotel, good location, good stuff, good cheese, good calories. Yeah, actually, I've eaten quite healthily. I've made use of their gym. So I've been

walking around like you claim to walk around all the time with all your various physical ailments.

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