Welcome back to two Judgy Girls. This is Mary from the Bay. It's Courtney from LA and you are one sick.

Three weeks in a snot nose kids literally got me sick.

Like real sick. I'm sorry. I'm easily and congested and I can't help it. And I'm here to make you laugh still. I watched all the shows. We have a ton of news for you this week. Just parted in my voice.

Just like just like turn it down a little bit or like speed it up to 1.5 listening.

She's also a coffee like I'm just actually proud of you that you made it because you wanted to go just go like straight to bed after you worked or after work today. And I was like, no, you cannot do that.

I am and I've still been working. Yeah. Like thank God tomorrow's Friday.

What are you planning? I hope I hope I make it through it. I mean apparently I can't do anything because I feel like this. And I hate spending my weekends being sick.

Yeah, it's like if I want to like sit on the couch and like not wear any pants and like watch Netflix. Like that's my prerogative. But when I'm like taken out in the sense that I can't do anything. I'm like so antsy.

Agreed. Agreed. I've also the last two days because I've come home and just like felt horrible. I've watched the bodyguard two days in a row.

Is that your comfort movie? Who doesn't like that movie? I've actually. I have nothing. Nothing. Nothing.

Wait, your voice actually you're like Phoebe from Friends right now when she gets sick and she's like smelly cat. She's like mustinky shoes. Like that's your voice sounds better that you're sick.

Oh, that's rude. But like it does. Is that actually in the movie? I've never seen it. You've never seen the bodyguard Kevin Costner? No, I know who's in it.

I just never watched it. Oh my gosh, that was like the bodyguard soundtrack was like the soundtrack to my childhood. Really? Oh my gosh, we like did so many performances to the bodyguard in front of our fireplace.

Oh, man, I would love to see the three Mahoney sisters just like a five six seven eight jazz hands.

They would like they would gang up on me, Kelly and Colleen. And like I would sit in front of the fireplace and like try to sing the song like Whitney and they would make farting sounds during my performance.

And I'm like, that's it. I'm starting over and I keep on starting over. Just keep on farting.

And I feel like your parents just like stifle laughter because they're like trying not to laugh, but the same kind of they were upstairs. My dad was at work and my mom was upstairs. Oh, so you were performing to no one?

No, it's performing to my sisters making fart noises. Getting frustrated. Oh, okay. I used to like play like the viola or like the clarinet and my mom would ever friends over and I'd be like, excuse me. It's time for a concert.

And we had like this like step-ludge to get to like the front door and I would like get up there and like put all of my stuff there and just like start playing my mom and be like, oh wow, Quirty, that's great. Thank you so much. And I have one more song.

I was like, every kid had to do that right where they're like had to perform. Yeah, like you want the stage. Yeah, I still want the stage. The world is our stage. But I'm.

Anyways, okay, so let's talk. Well, wait. So also last week I actually you guys I met Ryan Sirhan. Oh, yeah, tell us. Okay. This was like you're like, so I'm at this event and so is Ryan Sirhan and I'm like, wait, what?

So I was the event I was calling it the Shakira concert. But really it was basically like some tech conference and Shakira was like closing it out. And I guess Ryan Sirhan was one of the speakers at the conference.

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