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And yes, it is Wednesday.

And the show is 30 minutes late.

See, there is a little mechanical problem this morning.

It was called Operation Open Eyelids.

And believe it or not, they failed. At 445, Operation Open

Eyelids ceased to operate. And so it took 30 minutes to repair the problem. So yes, and we had emergency crews working around the clock.

We had telephones ringing, as you can imagine.

And unbelievable, I'll tell you, it took a whole crew.

And suddenly, at 522 Operation I lid, was successful.

And just like that, I sprung to my feet and raced to the desk.

There it is.

The kind of honest truth.

You know, what's the truth?

It's like, I look at my phone, phone and I'm like what the heck happened there I thought I just I just said wake up press that alarm you

know one of those moments you press the alarm you're like okay let me just stretch and then like

oh my goodness that was a bad stretch that was a 35 minute stretch and then like oh my goodness that was a bad stretch that was a 35 minute stretch and there

you have it but we'll begin with some public service announcements public service announcement number

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