This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. I don't care if my sister-in-law is pregnant. I'm cutting her out of my life. Am I the a-hole? How are you cutting her out of your life? Are we talking Fisier Price scissors? Are we talking hacksaw? Talking samurai sword. Samarise sword. Are we talking Charles Manson literally ripping the fetus out of the belly. Oh, good God. That's an actual thing in Charles Manson. Wow. Thank you for that history lesson. Yeah, you're welcome. We're welcome. Good gravy. And, you know, this story, Sam, is actually from R slash OKOP, our very own subreddit. Oh, we love when you guys submit to R slash OKOP. So please keep doing it. And we'll keep reading them. We select the top stories each week. So slide on in there. Maybe we'll give you a chance. Oh, yeah. And this one comes from Ace Queen 07. Ace Queen. So thank you, Ace Queen. Yes, Queen. Yes.

All right. Let's see what you got. Ace Queen. I, Female 20, am engaged to a male 21. Congrats. Congratulations. Hey. Hey, marriage. You know, that always ends well. Exactly. Hey, come on. Now, not to one of our own. Sorry, sorry. It's okay. It's all going to be great. It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

I'm kidding.

I'm kidding. Hey, come on now, not to one of our own. It's okay. It's all going to be great.

It's okay.

It's okay.

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Oh, my God. I'm kidding. Your marriage is, is going to be great. Okay. O.P. I didn't even catch that. I feel so shitty. Wait, I, you have a 50% chance of your marriage being amazing. Congratulations. Statistically.

Statistically.

But because you're part of the okay gang, it's 100%.

Dude, it's 110% for our okay. Okay. Especially if you let us solve all your relationships. Exactly. Just every issue you have submitted to the subreddit, get them upvoted, and then we'll read them all in the show. It's a perfect plan. It could be a fun couple's like wind down thing. It's like, okay. Hey, like, both John and I have like relationship talks like weekly or monthly or whatever. And so it's like you establish a relationship talk where you type out your gripes on OKOP show and we read those gripes. Literally we will we will solve your marriage. Yeah. We are licensed marriage professionals. Exactly. The license of me saying I am licensed. I actually gave John, uh, his license and John gave me, uh, my license. I got that Sam certified. Oh, let's go. Okay. Well, let's, let's drop some, uh, Sam and John certified knowledge. Oh, yeah. Some big ass dumps of knowledge. Yep. Steaming thumbs right on this post. Delicious. Eat it up. Now, my fiance and I have been engaged for two years and we have a one year old son together. Wow. So we got a whole family unit up in his being.

This is a lot of congrats in order.

Exactly.

Engagement, son.

Everything.

Posting to our son.

That's the biggest one.

That's the most important.

And my fiancee has an older sister, Janet, and she has a husband, Mark, obviously, fake names.

For some context, my fiance and his siblings have this really close bond. This was

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