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I evicted my sister and made her homeless, but you would too if you knew what she did.

What do you have to do to deserve that?

That's a lot.

John, all you got to do is leave the toilet seat up too many times.

Oh, that, you know what?

Now that you say that.

Eviction.

Evicted. Get out of here. Or not replacing the toilet paper roll. You can't have a bear. You got to just leave the cardboard on the roll. Disgusting. Not putting the toilet paper into a neatly folded triangle like Oprah does. People that work at her house. Someone on that team does.

It's true. How do you know that? It was like a clip on Trevor Noah and he was like, do you ever like reach for toilet paper and it's empty? And she's like my houseworkers like they go through and they fold a triangle after someone uses it every time. Wow. That's a new level of rich. Right. Yeah. We got a word cut out for us.

Yeah, we do.

Please watch this video so we can get someone to full triangles. A million times. We're desperate over here. To give some background. My sister and I didn't really grow up together. My aunt couldn't have kids. So my aunt adopted my sister from my parents when she was born. Whoa. Wow. Starting off hot. That's a weird family situation. This is a decision that has always been tough on my mom. But at the time, seven years before I was born, my father's business went bankrupt. And they thought this was the best decision, right? Probably hard to take care of two kids. I can't have kids. Bing, bang, boom, new solution. Nevertheless, eventually the situation changed drastically. And my father became

very wealthy while my aunt struggled financially. With that in mind, my sister shows up to my

house one day and says, she's moving in. She's 20 at this point. My parents gladly accept this and I

was complacent. Eventually, however, I started to see the real reason she was there.

Sam, you know we talk about a lot of really hard situations on this podcast.

Oh, baby, the hardest.

And you know, Sam, that's not the only thing that we need hard in this world.

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